1. ABSURD BABY NAMES* By: Gabriella Giannola

2. How wonderful it is when you hear the good news that someone has just given birth to their brand new pride and joy and unfortunately a beautiful baby has been hit with an EXTREMLY ABSURD NAME*

3. Hi my name is… Apple Gwyneth Paltrow and her adorable little daughter Apple strolling along in NYC.

4. Good thing I like chocolate mommy… Courtney Cox and young daughter coco in Beverly Hills.

5. The Beckham sons Cruz & Romeo

6. Larry King & Shawn Southwick’s son Cannon Larry's King’s son could be made fun of as Cannon camera or Cannonball.

7. Richard Gere & son HOMER Kind of like Homer Simpson.. How Absurd

8. Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes daughter Suri » Baby Suri’s name rhymes with furry, how absurd! As if kids won’t make fun of her when she goes to school.

9. Harlow Kate Winter Proud Parents: Nicole Richie & Joel Madden An absolutely gorgeous baby girl, with an absolutely absurd name! Winter fresh gum

10. Demi Moore & Bruce Willis daughter “RUMER” Did you hear the Rumor about Rumer?

11. So, as you see the most adorable people in Hollywood are blessed with the most ABSURD NAMES! THE END! =)