1. IF I WERE IN CHARGE OF THE UNITED STATES By: Chelsey Murphy Next

2. If I were in charge of the United States, Next

3. I’d cancel taxes, Next

4. Homework, Next

5. High gas prices, Next

6. And also HIV and AIDs. Next

7. If I were in charge of the United States, Next

8. There’d be no more wars, Next

9. Safe sex, Next

10. And no more credit card theft. Next

11. If I were in charge of the United States, Next

12. You wouldn’t have abortions, Next

13. You wouldn’t have child neglect, Next

14. You wouldn’t have starving animals, Next

15. Or starving children, Next

16. You wouldn’t even have discrimination. Next

17. If I were in charge of the United States, Next

18. A brownie would be a vegetable, Next

19. All children would be responsible, Next

20. And a person who sometimes forgot to eat, Next

21. And sometimes forgot to sleep, Would still be allowed to be in Charge of the United States. Next

22. The End!