1. Six Word Memoirs

2. I still make coffee for two. - Zak Nelson

3. Danced in Fields of Infinite Possibilities. - Deepak Chopra

4. Happiest when ignoring huge financial debt. - Ayanna Bryan

5. Lived in moment until moment sucked. - Janine Goss

6. Life goal: Maximum results, minimal effort. - Phil Kahn

7. Everyone who loved me is dead. - Ellen Fanning

8. Drink because I am a poet. - Maria Essig

9. Mom, Dad have dementia. Got gun? - Carol Belding

10. Explained Hitler, Shakespeare. Couldn’t explain self. - Ron Rosenbaum

11. Thank god the suicide attempt failed. - Rhett Miller

12. I waste time looking for love. - Sean Gannett

13. Well, I thought it was funny. - Stephen Colbert

14. Revenge is living well, without you. - Joyce Carol Oates

15. I forgot I have memory loss. - Mary Hynes

16. Slightly psychotic, in a good way - Patricia Neelty

17. Yes, singing rocks, but money calls. - Jonathan Cogswell

18. God who? Oh, him. No thanks. - Carin Rhoden

19. Divorced! Thank God for Internet personals. - Maryrose Wood

20. Catholic girl. Jersey. It’s all true. - Mary Elizabeth Williams

21. Some collect coins. I collect diplomas. - Srini Rajagopalan

22. Does my biological mother cry sometimes? - Steven Schmidt

23. Arab hillbilly goes to New York. - Alex Cummings

24. Hope my obituary spells “debonair” correctly. - Gregg Easterbrook

25. All of my students hate me. - Sharon Fishfeld

26. Crappy parents killed my self esteem. - Julie Doherty

27. Ran away with circus; never returned. - Ellia Bisker

28. No wife. No kids. No problems. - Rip Riley

29. Spent life looking for dead people. - Melody Lassalle

30. Coffee junkie journalist seeks trendy nerd. - Jackie Olson

31. Protagonist dies. Antagonist lives. Epic fail. -Matt Stapleton (PSHS 2010)

32. The Beatles’ music saved my life. -The Dobbinator

33. Loved. Lost. Loved. Lost. Loved Again.

34. Dyed hair pink. Shunned by society.

35. Wrote songs. Lived life my way.

36. Waited and waited. Life passed by.

37. Rescued puppies in danger. Rescued self.