1. Put Down News TC NEWS News That Matters Edition 3Sunday February 22 TheClub News WAR!!! Real World News Diseases “MYDOOM” New in this Edition The Magician 5 is coming out soon on PowerPoint. New action. Will the Magician finally defeat the dreaded Chancey? Find out in the The Magician Part 5, The Final Battle! Visit Steven’s gallery of websites.

2. Put Down News Rating ?/10 The long awaited sequel to TheClub’s favorite series… Spectate as the magician and Chancey battle it out in the most exciting presentation yet. Reviews are IN!!! Let the Magician win PLEASE!!! Craig Kuang division 1 Uhill elementary school

3. Put Down News The war between us and the dragons has been held off for as long as possible. Countless points have been spent hiring border guards to keep the dragons at bay but it looks as if they will call allies and mass with a full force soon if action is not taken. I regret to say we have no choice but to fight and once again I support my previous idea. To form a temporary alliance with the orcs and goblins who have been rejected by the dragons and are seeking assistance. After a few more alliances we would have forces totaling about 150000 and we would outnumber the dragons a score to one. There have been letters about this idea and will be shown in the editorial section of this paper. The dragons’ main allies are the giants and the monster serpents. Should the dragons ally with them we would still outnumber their forces half a dozen to one and we would still stand a significant chance. When the war commences, I will keep track of it as a second war on the war page and I will continue writing about it on the news papers. At the end of the war, a PowerPoint presentation will be made like the one with the orc war depicting the final battle. Good luck to all in the upcoming war. Sponsored by COD-fu training. Helping to train TC warriors. www.geocities.com/cod_tc_tr

4. Put Down News Steven’s Site gallery I’m not the only page builder in TheClub. Steven was referred to the world of HTML by me. He has several pages, all of which are listed here. www.geocities.com/sceztea/sc/sc_homepage.html www.geocities.com/scezteanew/sc/homepage.html Clement also made some pages. I don’t think he ever used his own skill to make them though. www.geocities.com/scezdoublecjp2003/home.html www.geocities.com/boiyaboi www.geocities.com/boiyaboi2k3

5. Put Down News Use an organization background from TheClub to spice up your desktop. www.geocities.com/ez910503/backgrounds.htm

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7. Diseases Current day diseases are serious. You must know that even a cold can kill you if you do not take proper care of your body and build up a strong immune system. New diseases will always come to replace the new. First I will discuss the SARS issue. SARS is a serious disease and kills one in five. The best way to avoid it is to keep good hygiene especially by washing hands. West Nile disease is a deadly disease carried by mosquitoes. Some people who get it remain crippled and others will simply die. Stay away from mosquitoes by not staying out too lat at night and using mosquito repellant. The Ariel Influenza affects birds and chickens mostly but has lately been spreading to humans. Like SARS, it has a one in five death rate but does not spread as easily. Eating chicken is the main cause. BSE or Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy is a serious disease of cows and bovine creatures. Approx 2-10 years after it enters a human body it causes brain damage and death

8. Put Down News MYDOOM Microsoft faces yet another challenge with a new virus targeting it. MYDOOM is a virus that spreads through email and has been attacking the Microsoft website mainly. It can now damage several types of Microsoft Computers and everyone is asked to download a special patch to keep the virus away. Some of the downloads at Microsoft.com area also said to be unsafe.