2. Part 1 On the road with Scottie dog.

3. Well I’ll just be on my way... Hey, wait a minute… I didn’t know you could talk… Actually, contrary to popular belief, I am the bearer of an extensive vocabulary... Errrrrr... Now army! Attack this Scottish variation of the creature known as a dog! Actually, we need to talk... Oh for the love of… excuse me a minute...

4. When will you pineapplean type deals learn that you can’t just interrupt when I’m making threatening speeches! Well, actually we’ve decided to stop doing what you say... What? That’s right, we’ve discovered your plan to sell us off to a popular drinks company and let them turn us into delicious Lilt ™ !! What drink was that...

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6. That’s all well and good, but you pineapplean type deals could never take me on !!! Oh yeah!?! Oh….No…..

7. We’re taking you to the worst possible place a fruit could go... No…No… not there… anywhere but there!! Yeah! Yipee!Woo Hoo! You Suck! ( More so ) Oh please… No! Get off me! What’s going on?

8. And so…

9. I believe that this belongs to you... Woo hoo!! Finally I get my ball back!! Hey. Where did you take Dr. Pineapple anyway? Well, it’s probably best described as: Fruit Hell!!

10. RANGZIB’S FRESH FRUIT AND VEG. Apples! Goin’ cheap! 10 apples for a pound! And we got pineapples! Fresh today! Oh God! I’ve got to escape this torture! Help me! Someone buy me! Please…! Nice one pineapple! You tell those customers!! ‘Errrrr’

11. Well, I guess I’ll be off home then! Will all you pineapples be alright on your own? Hey! We’ll be fine!! We’re off to the Caribbean!!

12. So, we leave Scottie dog playing happily with his ball. Everything is back to normal. Well, almost everything... Hee hee...

13. THE END

14. CAST

15. Scottie Dog.

16. Dr. Pineapple

17. The Ball

18. The ‘Ay watch it’ Dog Co-Starring

19. Scottie dogs’ faeces

20. The penguins

21. All the pineapples Wish you were here... Postcards from the Caribbean

22. Demented apple like bloke

23. Market stall guy and extras With

24. The Fish Special guest appearances from Well this is even worse! Oh! Shut it! Water…need water...Ah!! That’s better!

25. Written and directed by Mike Scurfield

26. www.geocities.com/scottiedogrocks Mikezoneuk@hotmail.com Copyright 2000 Mike Scurfield productions