1. Poem’s Made By: Erin McDerby

2. Poem #1 Dad everybody makes fun of me at school why……. Well, Billy you dress like a GEEK You are a freak You eat like a slob I think you belong with the hog’s You play the kazoo And I think your ugly too

3. Poem #2 Where’s my rat I’ll describe him to you He’s lazy And fat Whenever I sit on him he goes flat He’s scared of cats PLEASE find him

4. Poem #3 Robbers Their slobbers I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET CLOBBERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Poem #4 My name is Billy I have a big belly When I laugh it jingles around like jelly I like to eat my toe wax And people say I I’m whack That’s my story

6. Poem #5 Bob sat on hat Then Bob sat on the neighbor’s cat Then Bob sat on a rat Wait Bob don’t sit on that that’s a catus

7. Song#1 When I was in HollyWooooooddd I got to swim with my friends, I got to see movie stars looking in the lake I got to see Tom Cruise and Alec Baldman too But I’m stuck in this fishbowl and I can’t do anything at all And that’s the end of my song

8. Song#2 I’m having a good day, it’s better than a bad day I’m happy the whole world is happy The world is getting better, all the dayssssssssss It’s time to play Yah

9. Song#3 There’s lot’s of evil in this world When you thought the whole world was safe some people in an another country dies Army men are dieing because their trying to save us People are giving up hope I can here the bombs explode, but there still is hope