1. Choose Your Adventure Africa style Warning: This adventure has no happy ending ( Ha ha ). You may experience one or MORE of then following; death, excitement, huge drops, hot-air balloon pirates, ostriches, and zombies. Now to start (and end) your adventure painfully click there or there. By: Liam here

2. You are on a plane with two identical twins, Tom and Tim, heading to Africa. You’ve always wanted to visit there. The twins are playing rock, paper,scissors. Tom chooses rock and Tim chooses scissors. “ Dangnabbit” says Tim. BOOM. “Excuse me” you say. Then out of nowhere the plane door flies open! People are literally flying out the door! The captain says to buckle up. You do but out of the corner of your eye you see a parachute. Three people run for it but fly out the door. What do you do? Grab the parachute and risk falling to your doom or do you stay and buckle up like the captain says? If you go for the parachute click right there If you buckle up click below ------

3. You unbuckle and run. You grab the parachute by grabbing anything sturdy you can find. YES you’ve got it... that is until it falls out the door. You dive for it. Then you realize that you just jumped 20,000 feet into the ocean. Then a miraculous thing happens. The parachute gets caught on a hook and you land on it. You sail down to the ocean. Then you see a suspicious figure in the water. Also you see a body in the water. What do you do? Swim to the body or go to the suspicious figure? If you go to the body follow the squiggle line and click on the smiley face. If you go to the suspicious figure click here. Click here

4. You decide to buckle up. BOOM a hot-air balloon hits the plane. It’s the HOT-AIR BALLOON PIRATES! “Yarrrrgh!” you hear. “We be pirates. We’ve come to take valuables and babies.” the weird pirate says. “You over there” his hairy face brushes against you. He takes you to his hot-air balloon and makes you bathe them for the rest of your young life. But don’t feel too bad. At least you’re a pirate! Looks like this is THE END To unbuckle and get out click here.here To restart find this button. It's not this one

5. You swim to the body. “EEEEEEEK” you shriek( hee, hee, that rhymes). “Mraspberrychgfhifjg” It’s a zombie pilot (No wonder the plane had no control). “I’m grvgrvhb” he says. “What?” you ask. I’m grvgrvhb” he says again. “Could you be clearer” you ask yet another time. “Oh” he says “Sure, um, I’m going to eat you because I’m a zombie and that’s what we do best.” “Oooooooooh. I’m going to’ run now.” “Better be quick” He’s fast, catching up, oh, no he's got you! Well, this stinks you just got eaten. Always thought it would be the lions that killed you. Well anyway. THE END To go back to your choices click here.here To restart the worst day of your life click herehere

6. You go to the suspicious figure. It’s an ostrich. “Hello” says the ostrich. “ How are you today? I’ll be your guide to Africa!” He seems to be a fine fellow for an ostrich. “If you look to your right you’ll see a…a…on second thought just look to your left.” What do you do? Look to your left or right? If you look to your left click to your right. If you look to your right click left. ------- ------

7. You decide to look to your left. “ Perfect” the ostrich says. “Now to destroy you with the power of Vader.” You are getting choked to death. WOW. That is just too sad. I’ll bet you thought that this would be a happy ending. Sucks for you . THE END Ha! You just got owned by an ostrich! To go back click on the ostrich. To restart your tragic life click HERE! HERE

8. You decide to look to your right. “ Perfect” the ostrich says. “Now to destroy you with the power of Vader.” You are getting choked to death. WOW. That is just too sad. I’ll bet you thought that this would be a happy ending. Sucks for you . THE END To restart your tragic life click here.here To go back and choose left and basically do the same thing all over click on the ostrich.