1. CHRISTMAS JOKES

2. What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

3. The letter "D"

4. What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

5. Santa Claustrophobia !

6. Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?

7. No, you can have turkey like everyone else

8. What’s the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

9. Your teeth !

10. Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

11. He had no body to go with !

12. Knock Knock Who's there ? Mary Mary who ?

13. Mary Christmas !

14. What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ?

15. ABCDEFGHIJKM NOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) !

16. What do snowmen eat for lunch ?

17. Icebergers !

18. How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?

19. You would too if you go by flying reindeer!

20. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

21. He looks at his calen-?deer?!