1. TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA… TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA… TAX PAYER GOVERNMENT

2. What are you doing? Business Business PAY P PP PROFESSIONAL TAX!

3. What are you doing in Business? Selling the Goods Selling the Goods PAY S SS SALES TAX

4. From where are you getting Goods? From where are you getting Goods? From other State/Abroad From other State/Abroad PAY C CC CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI !

5. W hat are you getting in Selling Goods? W hat are you getting in Selling Goods? Profit Profit PAY I II INCOME TAX

6. How do you distribute profit? How do you distribute profit? By way of dividend By way of dividend Pay d dd dividend distribution Tax

7. Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Factory Factory PAY E EE EXCISE DUTY!

8. Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Yes Yes PAY M MM MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

9. Do you have Staff? Yes Yes PAY S SS STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

10. Doing business in Millions? Yes Yes PAY T TT TURNOVER TAX! No No Then pa y Minimum A AA Alternate Tax

11. Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Yes, for Salary Yes, for Salary PAY C CC CASH HANDLING TAX!

12. Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Hotel Hotel PAY F FF FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

13. Are you going Out of Station for Business? Yes Yes PAY F FF FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

14. Have you taken or given any Services? Yes Yes PAY S SS SERVICE TAX!

15. How come you got such a Big Amount? Gift on birthday Gift on birthday PAY G GG GIFT TAX!

16. Do you have any Wealth? Yes Yes PAY W WW WEALTH TAX!

17. To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Cinema or Resort Cinema or Resort PAY E EE ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

18. Have you purchased House? Yes Yes PAY S SS STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE!

19. How you Travel? Bus Bus PAY S SS SURCHARGE

20. Any Additional Tax? Yes Yes PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT's TAX !!!

21. Delayed any time paying Any Tax? Yes Yes PAY I II INTEREST & PENALTY!

22. INDIAN: can I die now? wait wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!