1. LETTER TO APPLY FOR A JOB AS EDITOR OF A NEWSPAPER: I would like to apply fore a job as an editor of you’re paper. I would like to apply for a job as an editor of your paper. I halve a computer, and it has Spellcheck, end it wood seam that this is awl I really knead. I have a computer, and it has Spellcheck, and it would seem that this is all I really need. I had originally in tended too dew this last weak, but then I happened to reed my horoscope inn the noose paper, and it said: "Put on the rains be four you loose control of every thing.” I had originally intended to do this last week, but then I happened to read my horoscope in the newspaper, and it said: "Put on the reins before you lose control of everything.”

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3. Of course, once I read this, I knew it would be better to wait for a better time. I thought at first that maybe I should call, but then I decided it might be better to write. I truly believe that I would be a very great editor--no matter what--rain or shine. I would make accuracy in spelling the main ingredient of my editorial reign. Just to prove my heart is in the right place, I made sure this letter was perfect--I ran it through Spellcheck. I really do want this job, and I know I could be a real asset, but if you don't hire me, I won’t whine.