2. You just might be Scrooge if… You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas You get your Christmas tree at a rest stop at night You give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts Your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park Your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat Your favorite pastime is putting defective bulbs in your neighbors' string of Christmas lights Your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin

3. The 12 Days of Christmas 1 Partridge in a Pear Tree = Birth of Christ 2 Turtle Doves = The Old and New Testaments 3 French Hens = Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological Virtues 4 Calling Birds = the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists 5 Golden Rings = The first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which gives the history of man's fall from grace. 6 Geese A-laying = the six days of creation 7 Swans A-swimming = the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments 8 Maids A-milking = the eight beatitudes 9 Ladies Dancing = the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit 10 Lords A-leaping = the ten commandments 11 Pipers Piping = the eleven faithful apostles 12 Drummers Drumming = the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed

4. S A N T A C L A U S A = 1 B = 2 C = 3 D = 4 19 1 14 20 1 3 12 1 21 19 19+1+14+20+1+3+ 12+1+21+19 = 111 111 X 6 (Rev. 13:18) 666 SANTA A NT

6. And there were in the that same country children keeping watch over their stockings by the fireplace. And lo, Santa Claus came upon them; and they were sore afraid. And Santa said to them, "Fear not, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which will be to all who can afford them. For unto you will be given great presents, wrapped in bright paper, lying beneath a tree adorned with tinsel, colored balls and lights. And suddenly, there will be with you a multitude of relatives friends, praising you and saying, 'Thank you so much…it was just what I wanted!' And it shall come to pass as the friends and the relatives have gone away unto their own homes, the parents shall say to one another, 'Darn it! What a mess to clean up! I'm tired…let's go to bed and pick it up tomorrow. Thank goodness, Christmas only comes once a year!' And they shall go with haste to their cold bed and find their desired rest.' " Luke 2 (NAV)

7. The word "Christmas" comes from Old English Cristes Maesse, the Mass of Christ, first found in 1038

8. When Christmas becomes Xmas " X " ( chi ) is the first letter in the word Christos (Cristo") Martin Luther said to abbreviate the word "mass" ChristmasXX

9. John 15 ~ 18 If the world hates you, you know that it hated Me before it hated you 1 Cor. 2 ~ 14 But the natural man does not receive the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; nor can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned 1 John 3 ~ 13 Do not marvel, my brethren, if the world hates you