1. BARACK OBAMA PARIS HILTON AVRIL LAVIGNE STEPHEN HARPER JOHNNY DEPP HAMLET MARTHA STEWART JOHN LENNON M. LUTHER KING JR. STEPHANE DION DR. SEUSS SPIDERMAN JACK LAYTON BILL GATES CAPTAIN KIRK BRITNEY SPEARS ARISTOTLE DARTH VADER OPRAH ALBERT EINSTEIN COLONEL SANDERS Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?

2. BARACK OBAMA Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!.

3. PARIS HILTON Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? The chicken’s hot!

4. AVRIL LAVIGNE Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? Hey hey, you you I don’t like your chicken.

5. STEPHEN HARPER Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? Because I gave him permission.

6. JOHNNY DEPP Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the chickens you have to watch out for...'.

7. STEPHANE DION Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? Because da grass was greener on the udder side.

8. JACK LAYTON Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? Heck! He crossed the road to join the only viable alternative - the NDP!

9. MARTHA STEWART Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

10. JOHN LENNON Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? Imagine all the chickens crossing the road together…in peace.

11. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

12. HAMLET Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? To cross or not to cross; that is the question.

13. SPIDERMAN Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? With great power comes the great responsibility to cross roads.

14. DR. SEUSS Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken went across the road. But as for the reason, I've not been told.

15. BILL GATES Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook...and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

16. BRITNEY SPEARS Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? Whoops! The chicken did it again.

17. ARISTOTLE Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

18. DARTH VADER Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? It could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

19. CAPTAIN KIRK Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? The chicken crossed the road to boldly go where no chicken had ever gone before.

20. OPRAH Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive cross the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

21. ALBERT EINSTEIN Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

22. COLONEL SANDERS Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? I missed one?