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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? -Anonomous A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Anonomous
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Homer Simpson Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. Operator! Give me the number for 911! You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
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“If you’re bored with life — or you don’t get up every morning with a burning desire to do things — you don’t have enough goals.” -Lou Holtz No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. - Anonomous
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