2. Mary Breaks the News

3. Eight months later a child was born unto Mary and Joseph.

4. Rumors of the miraculous “virgin birth” spread far and wide.

5. Joseph told everyone his child was the son of God.

6. Many there were who laughed in Joseph’s face

7. but in a far away land three wise men heard the news

8. and they decided to go check it out for themselves.

9. They traveled to Bethlehem to see the newborn king.

10. Three Wise Men Go Shopping

11. The wise men presented their gifts to the infant Jesus

12. Whereupon Jesus burped, getting the first laugh of his career.

13. Mary and Joseph were happy to get the gold.

14. They moved into a nicer neighborhood

15. with a good school district and easy access to retail outlets.

16. They gave baby Jesus everything he ever wanted.

17. Happy Birthday, Jesus

18. Mary and Joseph were very proud of Jesus

19. He excelled in every subject – reading, history, athletics

20. Well... he wasn’t so hot at math.

21. But the thing Jesus liked most was going to the theater.

22. His favorite entertainers were magicians and comedians.

23. Eventually he started telling jokes in the town square.

24. When he heard their laughter, he knew this was his future

25. but his father Joseph had other plans...

26. Joseph and Son

27. Jesus said goodbye to his family and friends

28. and he left Nazareth behind.

29. He wandered past the Sea of Galilee

30. across the desert

31. all the way to Jerusalem.

32. where he found a comedy club with an open mic night.

33. In the Beginning...

34. Judas lined up gig after gig in small towns across Israel.

35. At one of these gigs Jesus ran into his cousin, John the Baptist.

36. John was a little kooky

37. but he worked at an awesome spa that gave great baptisms

38. so Jesus got in line

39. and took a refreshing dip in the pool.

40. Jesus Forms His Entourage

41. As he prophesized, Jesus became the biggest act in the land.

42. He went back to Jerusalem

43. but this time he played the Palace.

44. He wrote some hit songs with his disciples.

45. and he opened a big theater in Branson

46. with a spectacular show called “The Divine Comedy”.

47. He was adored and loved. People listened to every word he said.

48. The Rise to Fame Montage

49. Interview

50. The pressures of fame started to take its toll on Jesus.

51. There was a lot of feasting

52. wild parties

53. binge drinking

54. and sacrifices.

55. Jesus and the disciples each dealt with fame in their own way

56. Getting wicked tattoos

57. Drunken debauchery

58. Sudden fits of rage

59. and most of all, a lot of sex

68. and I mean a LOT

69. with lots of women

70. and men

71. and other things

72. sex all the time

73. Things got a little out of hand.

74. Jesus was left with no money, no respect, and no friends.

75. Jesus Needs a Makeover

76. Forlorn and dismayed, Jesus wandered back into the desert.

77. He didn’t know if he was dead or alive.

78. He had many strange visions

79. He began to doubt everything he stood for

80. and then one day he met a musician...

81. King Meets King

82. The Last Supper

94. It Ain’t Over Yet, Folks