2. THE MULLET

3. DEFINITION Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common among those of lower socioeconomic status, consisting of short, well groomed hair anteriorly and long, flowing locks posteriorly.

4. EXAMPLE Business Party Party

5. NOMENCLATURE Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut” Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin waterfall, Mississippi mudflap, Missouri compromise, Louisiana purchase

6. SUBTYPES camaro CUT Common among drivers of Chevy camaros, as well as Trans Am’s and Thunderbirds

7. SUBTYPES camaro CUT camaro CUT

8. SUBTYPES camaro CUT

9. SUBTYPES BMX MULLET Among the longest of the subtypes Some are mistaken for ugly girls

10. SUBTYPES PORN MULLET Elegant blend of form and function

11. SUBTYPES MIDGIE-MULLET Makes up for short stature with long hair mullet Mullet

12. SUBTYPES MIDGIE-MULLET Makes up for short stature with long hair

13. SUBTYPES MIDGIE-MULLET

14. SUBTYPES ?

15. SUBTYPES “SPECIAL” MULLET The intellectually challenged who sometimes forget to cut the back of their hair

16. MEAN AGE UNTIL 1 ST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER AMONG MULLETS

17. FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET CONTRAINDICATION

21. WHY THE MULLET?

23. MULLET HOT SPOTS Professional wrestling matches Professional wrestling matches University of Alabama football games University of Alabama football games monster truck rallies monster truck rallies dog tracks dog tracks

24. MULLET HOT SPOTS On the web: On the web: www.mulletsgalore.com www.northamericanmulletpage.com www.nomullets.com

25. MULLET HOT SPOTS In Houston: In Houston: Anywhere on Richmond Ave. west of 610

26. MULLET QUESTIONS?