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2. The Hockey Profile

3. Jarome “Iggy” Iginla Born:Edmonton Alta. DOB:July 1, 1977 NHL Team Calgary Flames Drafted By: Dallas Stars

4. Joe “Thorn Bush” Thornton Born:London Ont. DOB:July 2, 1979 NHL Team Boston Bruins Drafted By: Boston Bruins

5. Ryan “Smytty” Smyth Born:Banff Alta. DOB:February 21, 1976 NHL Team Edmonton Oilers Drafted By: Edmonton Oilers

6. Todd “B’Tuzman” Bertuzzi Born:Sudbury Ont. DOB:February 2, 1975 NHL Team Vancouver Canucks Drafted By: New York Islanders

7. “Wacko” Wade Redden “Wacko” Wade Redden Born:Lloydminster Sask. DOB:June 12, 1977 NHL Team Ottawa Senators Drafted By: New York Islanders

8. Born:Toronto Ont. DOB:June 6, 1974 NHL Team Edmonton Oilers Drafted By: Quebec Nordiques “Dancin’” Anson Carter

9. Markus “Nazzy” Naslund Born:Ornskoldsvik, Sweden DOB:July 30, 1973 NHL Team Vancouver Canucks Drafted By: Pittsburgh Penguins

10. “Mighty” Mike Comrie Born:Edmonton Alta. DOB:September 11, 1980 NHL Team Edmonton Oilers Drafted By: Edmonton Oilers

11. Jason “Strider” Smith Born:Calgary Alta. DOB:November 2, 1973 NHL Team Edmonton Oilers Drafted By: New Jersey Devils

12. Patrice “Bones” Brisebois Born:Montreal PQ DOB:January 27, 1971 NHL Team Montreal Canadiens Drafted By: Montreal Canadiens

13. Jose “Teo” Theodore Born:Laval PQ DOB:September 13, 1976 NHL Team Montreal Canadiens Drafted By: Montreal Canadiens

14. Eric “Bruise” Brewer Born:Vernon B.C DOB:April 17, 1979 NHL Team Edmonton Oilers Drafted By: New York Islanders

15. Ed “Jovo” Jovanovski Born:Windsor Ont. DOB:June 26, 1976 NHL Team Vancouver Canucks Drafted By: Florida Panthers

16. Peter “Furious” Forsberg Born:Ornskoldsvik, Sweden DOB:July 20, 1977 NHL Team Colorado Avalanche Drafted By: Philadelphia Flyers

17. Ethan “Morier” Moreau Born:Huntsville, Ont. DOB:September 22, 1975 NHL Team Edmonton Oilers Drafted By: Chicago Blackhawks

18. Jochen “Havoc” Hecht Born:Mannheim, West Germany DOB:June 21, 1977 NHL Team Edmonton Oilers Drafted By: St. Louis Blues

19. Tommy “Shutout” Salo Born:Surahammar, Sweden DOB:February 1, 1971 NHL Team Edmonton Oilers Drafted By: New York Islanders

20. Simon “Winner” Gagne Born:Ste. Foy, PQ DOB:February 29, 1980 NHL Team Philadelphia Flyers Drafted By: Philadelphia Flyers

21. Chad “Vanima” Kilger Born:Cornwall, Ont. DOB:November 27, 1976 NHL Team Montreal Canadiens Drafted By: Anaheim Mighty Ducks

22. Yannic “Perilous” Perreault Born:Sherbrooke, PQ DOB:April 4, 1971 NHL Team Montreal Canadiens Drafted By: Toronto Maple Leafs

23. Trevor “Mithril” Linden Born:Medicine Hat, Alta. DOB:April 11, 1970 NHL Team Vancouver Canucks Drafted By: Vancouver Canucks

24. “Captain America” Doug Weight Born:Warren, Mi DOB:January 21, 1971 NHL Team St. Louis Blues Drafted By: New York Rangers

25. Mattius “Ohtar” Ohlund Born:Pitea, Sweden DOB:September 9, 1976 NHL Team Vancouver Canucks Drafted By: Vancouver Canucks

26. Janne “Yallume” Niinamaa Born:Raahe, Finland DOB:May 22, 1975 NHL Team Edmonton Oilers Drafted By: Philadelphia Flyers

27. Dan “Clouts” Cloutier Born:Mont-Laurier PQ DOB:April 22, 1976 NHL Team Vancouver Canucks Drafted By: New York Rangers

28. Todd “Midget” Marchant Born:Buffalo, NY DOB:August 12, 1973 NHL Team Edmonton Oilers Drafted By: New York Rangers

29. Owen “Notorious” Nolan Born:Belfast, Ireland DOB:February 12, 1972 NHL Team San Jose Sharks Drafted By: Quebec Nordiques

30. Doug “Killer” Gilmour Born:Kingston, Ont. DOB:June 25, 1963 NHL Team Montreal Canadiens Drafted By: St. Louis Blues

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