2. Older but smarter

3. You may not turn back the clock - but you can wind it up again !

4. The older I get – the better I WAS !

5. The one good thing about old age is that you only go through it once.

6. The big trouble with us seniors is that when we’re old enough to know better – we don’t want to.

7. You know you’ve reached the golden years, when a pregnant woman offers you her seat on the bus.

8. You know you’re getting old when you sit in a rocking chair – and can’t get it started.

9. When an old man takes a young wife, the devil starts laughing. (Italian Proverb)

10. At 25 – Romance, at 45 – Rent, at 65 – Rheumatism.

11. Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

12. The first hundred years are always the hardest.

13. A woman is as old as she admits.

14. Last year was always better.

15. Music : “Clarinet polka” James Last É M I L E