1. 과거  3 인칭 현재  미래 There is a man and his name is Steve. And Steve has a girlfriend and her name is Yoko. And Steve and Yoko live in New York. Now Steve is from New York but Yoko is not from New York. She is from Tokyo. So Steve loves Yoko very much. So one day he asks Yoko to marry him. And Yoko also loves Steve, so she says yes. She wants to marry him. But Yoko does not want to get married in New York. She wants to get married in Tokyo.

2. So Steve and Yoko decide to get married at the Tokyo Temple in Tokyo. So two months before the wedding, Yoko catches the flight from New York to Tokyo. And her brother is a dressmaker. So the reason that she goes to Tokyo two months before the wedding is because she wants her brother to make her a dress for the wedding.

3. Well, Steve also has to go to Tokyo for the wedding, of course. So Steve buys the ticket to fly from New York to Tokyo. And he pays $1,119 for the ticket. And on the day of the flight, Steve’s cousin drives him to the airport. But Steve loses his passport before they arrive at the airport. So Steve is unable to catch the flight to Tokyo. Steve misses the flight to Tokyo because he loses his passport.

4. Well, the next week Steve gets a new passport and he buys a new plane ticket to fly from New York to Tokyo. And on the day of the flight Steve goes to the airport. And after he arrives at the airport, Steve boards the plane. But there ’s a problem. Steve boards the wrong plane. Steve boards a plane that is going to Bangkok. He does not board the plane that is going to Tokyo.

5. So Steve misses the flight to Tokyo again. Instead, he catches a flight to Bangkok. Well, after he arrives in Bangkok, Steve wants to buy a ticket to fly from Bangkok to Tokyo. But Steve is unable to purchase the ticket because he’s broke. So Steve does not know what to do. But he’s a little hungry so Steve goes to a restaurant. And guess who he sees at the restaurant? Guess who he runs into ?

6. He runs into Barack Obama. Yeah, Barack Obama is at the restaurant with his wife, Michelle Obama. So Steve tells Barack Obama that he needs to go to Tokyo but that he’s broke. So Barack Obama tells Steve to swim to Tokyo. And Barack Obama gives Steve his bathing suit to wear. He gives him his bathing suit to wear. So Steve puts on the bathing suit and then he gets in the water and he swims all the way to Tokyo. It takes him just two days.

7. And after he arrives in Tokyo, Steve is exhausted. But Steve gets out of the water and then he gets into a taxi. And he tells the taxi driver to take him to the Tokyo Temple. Remember, that ’s where he is to be married. But the taxi driver does not speak English. So the taxi driver takes Steve to the Tokyo Zoo instead. So Steve gets out of the taxi and guess who he runs into at the Tokyo Zoo? His friend, Brad Pitt! Yeah, he runs into Brad Pitt at the Tokyo Zoo. Brad Pitt is at the Tokyo Zoo with his children. Well, Brad Pitt speaks fluent Japanese.

8. So Brad Pitt tells the taxi driver to take Steve to the Tokyo Temple. And then that night Steve and Yoko get married.

9. 과거  1 인칭 나의 현재  미래 Hello, I am Steve and I have a story I want to tell you about my wife, Yoko. Yoko is my girlfriend and we live together in New York. And I am from New York but Yoko is from Tokyo. Well, I really love Yoko. So one day I ask Yoko to marry me. And Yoko really loves me, too. So she says yes. She wants to marry me.

10. So Yoko does not want to get married in New York. She wants to get married in Tokyo. So we decide to get married at the Tokyo Temple in Tokyo. Well, two months before the wedding, Yoko catches a flight from New York to Tokyo. And you may be wondering why she goes to Tokyo two months before the wedding. Well, I tell you why. Yoko ’s brother is an excellent dressmaker.

11. So Yoko goes to Tokyo two months before the wedding because she wants her brother to make a dress for her for the wedding. Well, I also need to go to Tokyo for the wedding, of course. So I purchase a plane ticket to fly from New York to Tokyo. And I pay $1,119 for the ticket. And on the day of the flight, my cousin takes me to the airport, he drives me to the airport. But there is a problem. I lose my passport. So I am unable to catch the flight to Tokyo.

12. I miss the flight to Tokyo because I lost my passport and you have to have a passport to fly to another country. Well, the next week I get a new passport. And I buy a new plane ticket to fly from New York to Tokyo. And on the day of the flight, I go to the airport and after I arrive at the airport, I board the plane. But there is a problem. I board a plane that is going to Bangkok. I do not board the plane that is going to Tokyo. So I board the wrong plane.

13. So I do not catch the flight to Tokyo. Instead, I catch the flight to Bangkok. Well, I arrive in Bangkok and I want to buy a ticket to fly from Bangkok to Tokyo. But I’m unable to purchase the ticket because I’m broke. Yeah, I’m broke. So I don’t know what to do. I’m very upset. But I’m also hungry so I go to a restaurant. And guess who I run into at the restaurant? Barack Obama !

14. Yeah, Barack Obama is at the restaurant with his wife, Michelle Obama. So I tell Barack Obama that I have to go to Tokyo but that I’m broke. So Barack Obama tells me to swim all the way to Tokyo. And Barack Obama gives me his bathing suit. So I put the bathing suit on and then I get in the water and I swim. I swim very fast. I swim all the way to Tokyo in just two days. And I’m exhausted when I arrive in Tokyo because I have just swam for two days.

15. But I get out of the water and I get into a taxi. And I tell the taxi driver to take me to the Tokyo Temple, because that ’s where I’m going to get married. But the taxi driver does not speak English. So he takes me to the Tokyo Zoo. Well, I don’t want to go to the Tokyo Zoo but I get out of the taxi, and then guess who I run into at the Tokyo Zoo? Brad Pitt! Brad Pitt is at the Tokyo Zoo with his children.

16. Well, Brad Pitt speaks fluent Japanese. So he tells the taxi driver to take me to the Tokyo Temple. At night Yoko and I get married.