1. The 2003 FA Cup The Nations View

2. The Build Up BBC interview a local Southampton woman to get her view on the Final….. ……. unfortunately she was unaware they had a football club let alone that they had made it to the final.

3. The Build Up Even Jackass were in FA Cup mood. Their latest stunt was to see how many Southampton fans would turn up wearing Portsmouth colours…the Weeman was blown away when ALL the Scummers turned up in Blue and Yellow…the mugs!

4. The Build Up The St.Marys Branch of the Supporters Club get the party started down by the ground!

5. The Build Up As everyone had suspected this was the closest Southampton ever got to the Cup I wonder if we’ll win the cup this year? Get real you knob, it’s our Cup!

6. A Word of Support From their Famous Followers: Craig David wished them well……….while Rollie from Grange Hill just wanted to know where the burger van was.

7. The traditional team photo before the game

8. “We will win the FA Cup, the infidel will burn in their track suits, the streets of Cardiff will run with their blood” Comical Beattie on the eve of the Final 16 th March 2003

9. The Game The game couldn’t have got off to a better start….with Claus Ludicrousname showing some real skill……unfortunately they weren’t playing rugby at Cardiff that day.

10. The Game Keown should have spotted the signs when Beattie asked for his phone number in the tunnel! Beattie shows his intensions early on…….

11. The Game …..And is rightly book. There’s no need for gay love on the football field!

12. The Game Goooooooooaaaal!!!!! The whole country goes wild. After toying with their counterparts for most of the first half Arsenal Reserves get a deserved goal! Svensson and Baird Celebrate by dancing with each other

13. The Game Beattie is up to is tricks again! Keown is having none of it and shows him his wedding ring……Beattie was hoping for a different kind of ring!

14. The Game Beatties’ shenanigans start to rub off on the other players

15. Seaman taunts the Saints fans……”you’ll never get your mits on this you losers!”

16. The Game Why didn’t I apply for the Leeds Job? Some tough questions were now being asked… Do I really have feelings for Beattie? I might finish it tonight.

17. Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo Face it your were crap! Thanks for the laugh though!

18. Not all the scummers went home empty handed….though they may of wished they had come morning

19. The Real Cup Heroes……

20. This is what having a Trophy is all about….. …..Oh well at least Pompey got one this season.

21. Just in case you were wondering what it might have been like…… …….Think Red and less talent.

22. This is what Southampton Common might have looked like (but with less people)……… ……..it’s irrelevant really as you didn’t win!

23. “We have won the FA Cup, and I have proved to the Nation that I am a Quality striker” More ranting’s from Comical Beattie 18 th March 2003