1. Did you guys hear that ? I think Mike bounced another one off the clubhouse roof !

2. Do you believe these guys? We gave em the match... Gee, if I could only putt? I love this guy ! If it wasn’t for his golf game I couldn’t have retired early !

3. Hey! Don’t take that picture…our wives think Charlie & I quit drinking !

4. Hey Ron, wake him up…..we better get him back to the Old Folks Home before they miss him. ZZZZZZZZ

5. Damn, I forgot to tip that pizza delivery boy again.

6. I’m not that fat yet……I can still go to Ben & Jerry ‘s !

7. Hey ! Which one of you guys ordered the large pepperoni pie and six pack of coke?

8. That didn’t stink too bad…...I wonder if they’ll notice?

9. OK Charlie, I got the redhead, you take the blonde and we’ll stick Tommy & Ralph with the two chubby ones !

10. Oh boy,oh boy am I ready….bring on the hotties !

11. Hey Ralph, will you get Boyle out of here before our room starts to smell like his & Randy ’s ?

12. Hey guys, have we collected enough for another bottle of beer yet ?

13. It doesn’t get better than this….good golf, good chow and a good dump !

14. Hey Chris……do you think the chicks will dig my jammies ?

15. Pizza Delivery Boy my ass ! I’m going to wait right here and get a picture of the real pizza man…..I’ll show those guys !

16. No kidding officer, I’m really staying at this hotel !

17. Good morning guys…..of course I’m wearing the same clothes as yesterday…it’s only going to rain again anyway.

18. Honest guys……one blue pill and it gets this big !

19. Oh Miss !…….you had better take his order from where you’re standing….he has overly active hands !

20. No, I’m not playing pocket pool again..I’m digging for change to get a bowl of soup !

21. Hey Ecky….I bet I can whip you best out of four before nap time !