1. "Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink."

2. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Brown to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.””

3. Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers will please meet the pastor in his study."

4. Enraged cow injures farmer with ax.

5. Bride of two mouths sues husband.

6. A reception immediately followed the ceremony with paper and flowers decorating the table, with the traditional tire wedding cake. - Nebraska paper