1. Jacques and The Beanstalk Michael Heffernan English 2 E-Core Honors Per. 6 Mr. Krucli

2. O nce upon a time there were many men in France named Jacques. Also during this time there was an evil King who lived high in the sky in his castle. From his castle the King would do what ever he wanted while the Jacques would just suffer from the poor conditions of France. Reign of Terror Coming soon to a city near you LAWS Every time you meet a pretty man or woman in France you must tell them to take off their hats and grind them into square shaped pineapple slices and distribute the to every mexican in mexicanico. If this is unclear you can go jump off a cliff And one more thing. I think that I should be able to sell my gosh darn cheese in china if I want to. So just get over it ok And if Gandhi is not allowed to make his own salt no one should be!

3. One day Jacques met a funny little man with strange robes on the street. This man gave Jacques some seeds that were magic. He called them “The Seeds of Revolution!” He told Jacques to plant these seeds in France.

4. Many days after Jacques planted the seeds he began to see a large plant growing. He was amazed with how fast and big it was growing. “These seeds must be magic!” he proclaimed.

5. Jacques came back to his plant and saw that it led all the way up to the Kings Place in the sky.

6. Jacques went to the other Jacques and told them all about the beanstalk. After hearing this news the Jacques became very excited and saw this “beanstalk to the sky” as a great opportunity to get to the King and take him down.

7. One by one the Jacques climbed up the mighty beanstalk.

8. They made it all the way up the beanstalk to the King’s castle. When they got there they immediately stormed the castle and went to find the King.

9. The Jacques quickly killed anybody in there path to the King. Finally they reached him.

10. The King was angry with the Jacques and was ready to quickly kill them for intruding his castle.

11. The Jacques tried their hardest to bring down the evil King. Finally with much effort they were able to hurl the King from his castle in the sky.

12. The Jacques thought they had taken down the King for good but a surprise awaited for them on the ground.

13. The Jacques came down from the castle and found the King, still alive, at the base of the beanstalk. They knew that the only way to kill the King was to chop the beanstalk down onto his head.

14. Finally the Jacques were able to cut down the mighty beanstalk and it fell onto the Kings head and chopped it off.

15. The Jacques showed all the people of France the beheaded head of the King. The people were happy to have this evil King no longer ruling over them with bad laws.

16. Jacques thought that this victory would mean peace in France and the end of hardships. What he did not know was that this was only a start. ! LAWS Every time you meet a pretty man or woman in France you must tell them to take off their hats and grind them into square shaped pineapple slices and distribute the to every mexican in mexicanico. If this is unclear you can go jump off a cliff And one more thing. I think that I should be able to sell my gosh darn cheese in china if I want to. So just get over it ok And if Gandhi is not allowed to make his own salt no one should be!