1. ZOMBIE INVASION This is a Public Service Announcement.

3. BACKSTORY In 2032, Dr. Mammon created an object called the “sphere of life”. What this device did is it resurrected the dead with preposterous results. The science project did not go as expected when Dr. Mammon released the specimen into the world. By 2033, over 3 billion worldwide, and 230 million In the United States was infected. This is the largest known catastrophe sense 9/11, 2001. In the current date, 01/10/2089, over 6 billion worldwide, and 300 million in the United States have been infected, as well as the FBI, CIA, and Homeland Security of the U.S.A. has been disabled and destroyed. Once bitten by a known zombie, or infected human, it will take 9 months for you to completely die and be infected by the parasite. After the 9 months, you will no longer have control over your body, therefore you become a ‘zombie’.

4. WARNING ANYONE CAUGHT OUTSIDE DURING THE DATES OF 01/10/2089 – 01/10/2090 WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT! ANYONE INFECTED DURING THAT TIME IS CONSIDERED DANGEROUS AND WILL BE EXECUTED ON SIGHT!

5. INFORMATION ABOUT THIS DISEASE HOW TO AVOID IT: - Do not go outside of your home unless you are scavenging for supplies! - Do not attempt to engage in hand-to-hand combat with a zombie! - Avoid dark area’s where zombies could be hidden - Always carry a weapon with you incase you encounter an zombie! HOW THE INFECTION SPREADS: - To spread the infection, you have to be bitten by an zombie. - When bitten, you will feel a burning sensation for around 30 sections. - After the burning sensation disappears, you have 1 minute to cut off that limb before it infects the rest of your body. - If you cut your limb off and it still spreads, you have 9 months to be cured.

6. INFORMATION ABOUT THE CURE. THERE IS ONLY ONE KNOWN CURE! Ingredients: - 2/4 th cup of baking soda - 1 ½ cup of salt - An infected limb - Scissors, gauze, band aids, peroxide - Cast to fit that body part - Specialized 115 formula from the government

7. INFORMATION ABOUT THE CURE - Firstly, mix the baking soda and salt - Secondly, cut a piece of skin with your scissors and dunk the baking soda/salt inside of the infected limb - Thirdly, put gauze over your womb. - Fourthly, cover it up with a band aid. - Fifthly, pour peroxide over the womb every 6 hours for 7 days. - Lastly, put the body cast (for that body part) on and inject yourself with the 115 formula.