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Creative Quotations from Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) born on Feb 21 U.S. humorist who outrageously described life as a suburban housewife.

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1 Creative Quotations from Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) born on Feb 21 U.S. humorist who outrageously described life as a suburban housewife.

2 In a society of super- sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

3 The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

4 Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

5 Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

6 Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

7 Seize Creative Thinking at Creative Quotations! Visit CreativeQuotations.com today!

8 CREDITS: Copyright 2008, Baertracks. BeMoreCreative and Creative Quotations are registered pending trademarks. Cover photo from www.ermamuseum.org. Background drawing licensed from Clipart.com Background music is licensed for multimedia project use from Sound Ideas, Inc.


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