1. “Hello there! Colonel Capital Letter and Fusilier Full Stop from the Punctuation Para Regiment at your service!” © Graham Tyrer and Patrick Taylor 2013

2. “Attention – listen good! My name is Colonel Cassius Capital Letter! My job is to lead my men into battle – I lead from the front - which is why you will always find me at the start of a sentence or name.” © Graham Tyrer and Patrick Taylor 2013

3. “Hello there brothers! My name is Fusilier Phileas Full Stop! My job is to bring up the rear, which is why you will always find me lurking at the end of a sentence.” © Graham Tyrer and Patrick Taylor 2013

4. “Attention! Copy down these battle plans in your log books! Your mission is to correctly position me and my Fusilier in the following sentences. Remember I lead - he follows! Do not fail in this mission or you will be scrubbing dishes until you can’t scrub them anymore! That’s an order!” © Graham Tyrer and Patrick Taylor 2013

5. the soldiers opened fire on the enemy sergeant speech marks shouted at fusilier full stop to load his rifle the terrain was rough and mountainous the battle raged all night as usual, colonel capital letter led from the front the chinook helicopters appeared from nowhere operation desert force was a huge success “I’ve got my eye on you Soldier!” © Graham Tyrer and Patrick Taylor 2013

6. The soldiers opened fire on the enemy. Sergeant Speech Marks shouted at Fusilier Full Stop to load his rifle. The terrain was rough and mountainous. The battle raged all night. As usual, Colonel Capital Letter led from the front. The Chinook helicopters appeared from nowhere. Operation Desert Force was a huge success. “Think you’ve made the grade Soldier? ” © Graham Tyrer and Patrick Taylor 2013

7. “So you made the grade, Soldier! I commend you – your one tough Son of a Gun! And for those of you who failed – GET SCRUBBING!” © Graham Tyrer and Patrick Taylor 2013

8. “ALERT! ALERT! Incoming enemy fire! Take cover! This message will now self destruct!” © Graham Tyrer and Patrick Taylor 2013

10. Punctuation Para Regiment – OVER AND OUT! By Chris Edwards 8JAH © Graham Tyrer and Patrick Taylor 2013