1. CSP News at Noon Country Side Productions

2. Nick ~ Hello and welcome to CSP news at noon. Cameron ~ In news, first we have a fire that started around 3 am this morning.

3. Nick ~ Well I hope they were insured, if not they are suckers! Next in news we have a cat that keeps eating the dogs food. I heard he was blowing chunks for days!

4. Cam: I heard that the cat was blowing chunks for days! Nick: Now I am supposed to talk about how a missile is about to hit us but I want to talk about my gold fish, goldy fishy. One day I woke up and all that was left was blood and the tail. My cat ate him…

5. Nick ~ I had the cat put down and goldy fishy taken out of his stomach. The doctor put the cat tail on the half dead fish because I threw out the fish tail. About a half hour later, the fish was ripped to

6. pieces after the $1000 operation by a stray cat living on my window cill. Cam ~ Sorry we are out of time for you and your gold fish story. Now onto the sports.

7. Robbie ~ Today in sports Steve Nash took a massive dump in the basketball net. Apparently he couldn’t wait until after the game to go take a dump. Another thing is that Shaun White achieved playing paintball and juggling while doing a back flip at the same time.

8. while doing a back flip at the same time. Now to the weather man! Tommy ~ The five day forecast is looking good. Tomorrow it will be sunny (show sun drawing) and looking for a bit of snow and rain for the next few days. Now lets go outside and measure to see how much snow is out there now.

9. (Outside) let me just put this ruler in the ground and see how much snow there is out here. There is about (read measurement). So that’s all for the weather folks and now back to you (screen names for Cam and Nick).

10. Cameron ~ Thanks (screen name for Tommy). Now I would like to tell a story about my salamander. One day my salamander was being bad so I picked him up to put him in his cage when his tail fell right off. I put him in his cage when he started whining.

11. I then went to the hospital to see what I could do to help him. The doctor gave me some special medication for him. I went back home and his tail had grown back. But not fully grown yet. So I gave him some medicine that the doctor gave me.

12. 5 minutes later he had blown it all into chunks. So I gave him another one. And of course he blew it into chunks also. About a week later he died. I Made arrangements for his funeral. We had the ceremony.

13. But instead of putting him into the ground I just took him home and threw him down the toilet. Tommy ~ Your local traffic is looking pretty goods for this wonderful day. Traffic is moving very slowly on one of

14. the highways due to a few accidents. Look at the traffic flow (show picture of cards on highway). You can see that they are moving very slowly in this part of the area. The accident should be cleaned up in a couple of days. That’s your local traffic for today.

15. Nick ~ Aright thanks. See you next time on CSP news at Noon. Cam & Nick ~ Bye!