1. BAD SIGNS

2. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain basement Upstairs. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please return it or further steps will be taken.

3. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER’S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

4. IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants. Please Stay in Your Car. AT A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

5. NOTICE IN A FIELD: the farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. IN AN OFFICE TOWER WASHROOM: Toilet out of order.Please use floor below.

6. OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange anything –bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your family along and get a wonderful bargain!