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2. The Time Machine, by H. G. Wells A book report by Teivmänn Okay-okay...

3. That’s it! Thank you for your attention! 2004 Tallinn, Estonia, EU, World, Solar System, Milky Way, The Universe

4. The Author Herbert George Wells (September 21, 1866 – August 13, 1946). Lived. Died. His last words were, "I'm all right". Great influence from his teacher - Thomas Henry Huxley, a famous advocate of the scientific theory of evolution.

6. The Main Characters The Time Traveller: Name is never given. (Apparently the narrator wants to protect his identity.) He is an inventor. His house is in Richmond, a suburb of London. Probably smart – science and stuff. He is the guy! – invented the TM and all. From this point on he’ll be referred to as Mr. T.

7. The Main Characters The Narrator: The narrator, Mr. Hillyer, is the Time Traveller's dinner guest. Curious little fellow – returns to see what is up with the Time Traveller guy the next morning. He is a guy. Not a girl. It true.

8. The Main Characters Weena: One of the Eloi. Difficult to distinguish gender between them folks, but the guy is sure that Weena is female. I’m not. Becomes Mr. T’s friend. Behaviour child-like. If I didn’t know better, I’d say she is suffering from Down’s syndrome.

9. The Summary of the Piece (of sh...) Bunch of rich dudes discussing stuff, Mr. T shows of with his skills. Next week T- master returns, all weary, tired and...all. T-dude rockets off into the year 802701. Does some stuff there. Teivmänn will tell you all about it. Rockets off, arrives onto the future...and the whole world is become...

10. ELECTRONIC, SUPERSONIC. Ok, for real...

11. Click to add title The whole world is weird. Crabs walking around, air is thin, the Sun’s big like heck. If that ain’t weird then what is? Yup, definitely weird, man. T-fellow returns, real tired, tells his story. Next day buzzes off, promising to come back with some proof. The hell with it! Lam0. OMG LOL!!1

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13. Anal-Ysis It’s a story within a story. Communism, Capitalism and Marxism in the book. Wells’ own political anxieties and ideas sketched in the book. The piece is a dystopia – or a negative utopia. I like pie. The progress-thingy.

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15. Differences From the Film Mr. T doesn’t have a name. Timedude never went back in time, as far as we know. No freaking Emma. In a version that Teivmänn has read, the Timecop, I mean Timeman, went to the near future but it was different. Interesting but different. Mr. Time never went real far into the future. Teivmänn knows/remembers no more.

16. IMHO: It sucked. One of the best books I’ve ever read actually, very interesting. Good describing skills. Great knowledge of science-stuff. Good points. It rocked.

17. Why do you always have to have a title? Trogdor wasn’t in it. No cars in it and no planes. Definitely no beatboxing in it, def-def- definitely no beatboxing. No other stuff completely unrelated to time-travelling in it. Not very boring, quite readable. Time-travelling is impossible.

18. Yes it is. Believe me, I’ve tried. Ask Stephen Hawking.→

19. It’s almost over! Can you believe it?

20. I are thanking you many very much. Teivmänn