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2. 2 Reindeer, may I have a word? This is getting so absurd.

3. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 3 I know that you’re Santa’s pal, and that’s okay.

4. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 4 Even so, there’s something I’ve just got to say:

5. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 5 shout: Turn off that nose!

6. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 6 sing: It’s way too bright! You think it’s nice, but it’s not polite.

7. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 7 I’m tryin’ to sleep, but I can’t get a wink.

8. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 8 All because your nose goes and goes, goes and goes

9. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 9 blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink!

10. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 10 shout: Turn it off! sing: Blink blink blink blink blink. shout: Please!

11. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 11 sing: Reindeer, may I speak to you? Maybe I’m not getting through.

12. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 12 Just because your nose is red and has a glow,

13. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 13 I don’t need to see it bouncing off the snow!

14. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 14 shout: Turn off that nose!

15. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 15 sing: It’s way too bright! You think it’s nice, but it’s not polite.

16. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 16 I’m tryin’ to sleep, but I can’t get a wink.

17. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 17 All because your nose goes and goes, goes and goes

18. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 18 blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink!

19. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 19 shout: Turn it off! sing: Blink blink blink blink blink. shout: Please!

20. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 20 sing: Turn off that nose! I can’t stand it!

21. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 21 Turn off that nose! Blink blink blink blink!

22. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 22 Turn off that nose! I can’t stand it!

23. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 23 Turn off that nose! Blink blink blink!

24. © 2015 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved 24 shout: Turn off that nose! Please!!