1. ACT FOUR scene 1

2. I’m better off being hated openly than behind my back. I’ve hit rock bottom, things can only get better. for now, I’ll just pose as a beggar, I could stay close to my father this way The change

3. Leave me be old man, its dangerous being around me. But you’re blind I don’t need to see. My experience has humbled me. I wish I could see my son Oh gods, I’m worse off now more than ever Its poor crazy tom I’ll have him take me to dover catch up with us later old man alright Poor tom, near dover theres a cliff, take me there and I will re ward you. ok

4. Scene 2 Welcome Edmund, I’m surprised my husband isn’t here Oswald. Where is your master? He’s inside. Something is wrong with him. Good news makes him sad and bad news makes him happy. Don’t come with me then edmund. Go see my brother in law and gather the troops. It is time for me to take control of my household. If you help me with this then I’ll be your girlfriend. Oswald will relay messages between us. Goodbye and good luck. I’m with you till the end I wish edmund was my man. My husband sucks Albany’s coming!

5. There you are. You haven’t been showin me no love Love?? You’re not even worth the dust that the wind blows in your face. I cant bring myself to trust a woman who would harm her own father. You’re like a broken branch from a tree, you will wither and die!!! JERK!!! Your such a coward. France has invaded our country and all you can do is sit around and whine. Your not even a man! My lord, the duke of cornwall is dead. He was killed by his servant while trying to gouge glocesters eye. Oh no, cornwall is dead and his widowed regan is traveling with my coveted edmund. She might take my man. Anyway, its good to have cornwall out of the picture. Where was edmund when this happened? Does he know? Yes, he denounced his own father and left the house and allowed his fathers attack. Gloucester, I’ll avenge you. Tell me more messenger…

6. Scene 3 Do you know why the king of France had to go back home? He had urgent business to tend to. He left the marshal of France in charge for the time being. Did the letters you delivered have any effect on queen cordeilia? Yes, she read them in front of me and could not hold back her tears. She cried out “father” and “wicked sisters” in sorrow, and then fled to grieve alone. It must be fate that makes us who we are. Otherwise, there is no way someone as kind as cordelia would be cursed with such terrible circumstances. Lear is still tortured by guilt and cannot bring himself to see his daughter. Albany and Cornwall’s troops are on the move. I need to remain disguised a little longer, but when I reveal myself, you’ll be happy you helped me.

7. Scene 4 The king is missing! I need 100 soldiers to find him and bring him to me. AY, fair queen. My father has gone mad. I’d give anything to whoever could help him become sane again. He needs some herb. The british are coming

8. Scene 5 We shouldve killed gloucester when we had the chance. Now it just makes us look bad since we gouged his eyes out and everthing. Oswald, you should spend the night Can’t, I have to take goneril’s letter to edmund It’s a love letter isn’t it? That’s not fair, I know she hates her husband but I’m a widow now and edmund should be my man. Tell my sister to back off. If you see gloucester, let me know. aite

9. Scene 6 ARE WE THER YET? Almost

10. We’re here, this cliff is sooooo high. Really? Lead me to the edge so I can commit suicide off it. Gods forgive my sins cool I cant let my father jump. I’ll just let him think he’s commiting suicide.

11. Goodbye cruel world

12. A little while later

13. You ok? That fall should have killed you Leave me alone, I want to be dead. Look look, a mouse throw him a pice of cheese I feel like fighting a giant….whats the password? What the hell???? Is that the king? He sound s crazy

14. Yes it is the king. My daughters got me going crazy. Both of them took advantage of me. One criminal punishes another. Im going to kill my sons in laws. Theres the king, get him noooooooooo

15. i found you gloucester, now I can kill you and get paid I was born ready to die Chill out fellas Don’t protect that traitor. Move or I’ll kill you Wasup then? DUEL

16. After the fight You’ve killed me. Take my money so that I have a classy funeral. And give this letter to edmund. Lets read it “ edmund don’t forget our deal. You need to kill albany so that me and you can shack up. I really don’t want to share beds with that man anymore” -goneril She’s a witch! Lets bury oswald here.

17. R.I.P. Oswald

18. Scene 7 Oh kent I wish I could be like you. Y don’t you take off that disguise now Thanks, but I cant. Promise me you wont reveal my identity until the time is right Cross my heart. How is the king? He’s asleep Carry him in

19. ZZZZ You poor old man. My sisters were so mean to you, they even left you outside during the terrible storm. How could they be so heartless. I wouldn’t do that to a vicious dog, even if it bit me. Awww, what a sweetheart He’s waking up ……..

20. ………where am i? is this france? Cordelia forgive me. Your sisters were cruel to me for no reason and you weren’t even though you had every reason to be. Im such a crazy eighty something year old man. Its all good. Lets go take a walk everyone.

21. Is it true that cornwall is dead? Yeah, gloucesters bastard son is leading his men now. The British are coming. They’re about to set it off, this could decide my fate