2. If You Give a Side-Slapper a Shiny Blue Slingshot By Landen Day

3. If you give a Side-Slapper a slingshot,

4. He will want paintballs to shoot.If he gets paintballs,chances are he will want a red paintball gun.

5. If you give a Side-Slapper a red paintball gun, he is most likely to break a window.

6. If he breaks a window he will be scared by the noise.

7. If he gets scared by the noise he will shoot paintballs rapidly.

8. He will soon run out of paintballs and will have to get more.

9. When he goes shopping for more, he is most likely to see a shiny blue slingshot.