1. Vampires Everyday is Halloween! Your cousin on your mother’s side performs on Sesame Street. You get to speak in a cool accent. Your second cousin has a cereal named after him. Kids love those plastic teeth. Dracula, by Bram Stoker, is a famous book. Everyone loves your great teeth and cool hair. You get to wear a cool cape. You basically look like a regular person, except you’re dead – sort of. You get to live forever. You can turn into smoke, a wolf, or a bat. You cannnot see yourself in a mirror, so you’ll never be upset if you have a bad hair day.

2. Check out the Count’s cool accent! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC0uvUuXVh8

6. Werewolves You are a regular person most of the time. You get super strength once a month. As a wolf, you are a great hunter. You have terrific eyesight and sense of smell. You are a cousin to “man’s best friend” – the dog. You get to wear gold jewelry – you are allergic to silver. You get to “shop ‘till you drop” because you are always ruining your clothes by turning into a wolf. Your claws make excellent backscratchers. You get to wear a cool furry suit. Once a month, you are really warm due to your fur – quite a benefit in the winter!