1. Computer Jokes David Simmons Pd. 8 3.16.09

2. Computer Jokes 01 What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

3. Answer CJ 01 No wonder you called the company Microsoft

4. CJ 2 Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system

5. Answer CJ 2 "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

6. CJ 3 - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

7. Answer CJ 3 Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...